Presenter Profiles : Charlotte Joined 3rd May 2005 - Left Oct 2005 (please send in more to dave@ bikini-beach.co.uk)

Full Name	Charlotte Meares	D.O.B.	(20) Lives in Newmarket
School Nick Name	Charlie Brown, Charlotte Anne, Bamby, Charlie Chub bucket, E.T., Shalad.	Fave Prop	Hoola Hoop, Hammock, Straw Glasses
Fave Film	Charlotte: Please email in details!	Fave TV Prog	Scooby Doo
Fave Film Star		Fave TV (Child)
Fave Music		Interviewed
Height	5'4"/1.63	Dress	8/36
Bust	32D/81	Waist	26/66
Hips	36/91	Shoes	4/37
Hair	Blonde	Eyes	Green

Catch Phrases, Bloopers & Quotes

Contributor

"I've just heard that everytime you get hit in the head you lose 10 braincells. This is not good for Charlotte Mears. I'll end up with minus-braincells" "I don't know my left from my right - maybe my head's a bit rattly" "How many things could you buy in Poundland for £8000?" "£8000 isn't a lot of money if you're David Beckam, but not many people are David Beckam" "I'm so happy I could do a Scottish jig if I knew how to. Or is it a Scottish jig?" "I can't even run for five minutes at the minute" "G for Goat - woof!" "Is it a religion or something called scientelogoly? What's that then?" "I've only ever had a couple of car accidents, well four .... nothing serious though, touch wood" <touches forehead> " If I try & do things exotically like fried eggs or sausages it always goes wrong" "We are now comming to the jackpot round, which is called: The Jackpot Round." "ABH.. that sounds familiar.. whats that? <producers talk to her> oh actual bodily harm..haha.. I was thinking of that other thing.. adh..attention deficit disorder" "What does h mean? it says kilometres stroke h?" "The weights are 1.5Kg's, whatever that means" "We have cross dressing bikini muscle gods here" "Yesterday I didn't know a Carp was a fish, I though a Carp was short for Carpenter" "I never heard of a fish called a Carp" "Is a Hog what a pig eats out of?" [Producer: "No"] "Oh, it's another type of pig!" "Maybe you've got a girlfriend & a boyfriend" "I've got limp wrists and snake hands!" "It's very enjoyuss for them" "I don't like celery, bananas, or oranges, they've all got stringy string things on them" "What would you spend with the money" "Hello Ladies and Gentlemen" "I haven't got a clue" "E for Elly the elephant" "G for Goat - Baaaaah!" "I am a joke-o-ono!" 'Me & my friends always giggle when we go to Cockfosters station'

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